Moustaches and moustache kits

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Moustache Man
Moustache Man

Moustaches are so cool because you can style them any way you want. You can have a curly Italian one or a long straight one or a funny little goaty one.

If I had a moustache I would have an Italian curly one like Salvador Dali. His moustache was awesome and he once put flowers on the end of it. But I’d have mine plain. Flowers are for girls. Girls sometimes have moustaches but not any that I know. My sister has a monobrow so one day she might have a moustache. You never know with sisters what they are going to do next.

Can you eat moustaches?

You can eat your moustache if you want but they probably don’t taste very nice. Beards are better for nibbling because sometimes food gets caught up in them. It’s like walking around with your own food cupboard on your face. Yay!

Moustache Man
Moustache Man

Cool rating

When I grow up I want a moustache. So in my opinion moustaches get a cool rating of 4. Except if the moustache is on your sister. If you have no facial hair, you can always get a Fake Moustache Set from Amazon. It comes with weasel, square, grandad, hero and lots more. Put one on and see if your Mum recognises you. Wierdly they even do them for girls. So your Mum can wear one too!!

moustache kit
How about one of these for your Mum for Mother’s Day?
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Cool rating

Overall I would give moustaches 4/5 because Hitler might be wearing one! 😀

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