Signs that send you on extra walks can be the most annoying things on earth. And what’s more, when you lie your parents tell you off and won’t trust you, but when these lie your parents tell you off for moaning and then take you down more of these paths which can be really really annoying.
What do they lie about?
These signs lie about everything. From the distance you have to walk to where you are going. For example they can say you are going to a very exciting place but when you get there it is boring and dull. But when it comes to the distance, this is where the blatant lies come in.
How much can the distance vary?
When it comes to the distance the signs paint a false picture that is stupid and idiotic. The signs can say 1.5 miles but the real distance is more like 124,000 miles. It can tell you 50 minutes but really it will add 6 extra hours on. And that’s just half way!
There are no upsides to this mood demolishing disaster that will destroy your family and your trust in signs forever.
These imbercile signs are so stupid they get a 0/5 as there is nothing in the world that could restore my faith in them. (Except the sign for the sweet shop…)